Slot B3 · Out of order since 2026
$STUCK
It never drops.
Everyone has met this bag. Paid for, spun forward, hanging off the last coil by one crimped corner. The machine says the sale went through. The bag disagrees. $STUCK is that bag, and it is not coming down.
CA: 88yXsB4dxn5Kt43yvQQvNoHBsLfEPSW1AV6LpuEapump
Pick a slot. Any slot.
Specification plate
Machine details
- Model
- $STUCK
- Chain
- Solana
- Capacity
- 1,000,000,000
- Service fee
- 0%
- Distribution
- Fair launch · pump.fun
- Drop rate
- 0.00%
Service notes
Things that are actually true
First machine, first century
Hero of Alexandria described a coin-operated machine around the first century AD. Drop a coin, get a measure of holy water. People have been feeding slots for two thousand years.
Modern machines can tell
Newer machines watch the tray with an infrared beam. If nothing breaks the beam, they spin again or refund you. $STUCK predates that technology and intends to keep it that way.
Never rock the machine
Tipping a vending machine to free a snack has killed people. These cabinets weigh several hundred kilograms. The THUMP button here is the only safe one.
Insert coin
How to buy
- 01
Get a wallet
Install Phantom or Solflare and keep the recovery phrase offline.
- 02
Add SOL
Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet.
- 03
Open $STUCK
Use the contract address at the top of this page and nowhere else.
- 04
Hang on
Swap SOL for $STUCK. Then do what the bag does.